Under-achieving Bilkent Student Tries Shot in the US
Spot: Deniz John Sjoblom moves to America, Roast Being held.
Bilkent University Communication and Design Student Deniz John Sjoblom, after several dreadful events decided to move to the United States of America. His Roast will be held on the 10th of April 2015, in the West Wing Auditorium in Bilkent University in Ankara Turkey at 8 O’clock, where he currently lives. This is an invitation only black tie event. All of his friends, family and ex-girlfriends have been invited. The roast is being held by an anonymous benefactor.
Little known etymological fact, the word “Roast” also means to criticize or reprimand severely. The confirmed speakers so far for the event are as follows: “Mr.Oytun Ugurel, Mr. Sam Foxall, Mr.Al Kaholik” When asked, how the idea of this roast came up and whether members of press would be allowed inside the Auditorium, he replied: “John has been through a lot of things in his 22 years of living in Turkey, and we thought that roasting him will be a great way for him to remember all of the excruciatingly bad and also hilarious moments he has lived through in front of all of the people he created those memories once more. And to answer the question about the press involvement of the event, the media is not allowed within the auditorium and top-notch security has been arranged. No further comments.”
When asked why he was moving to the United States of America, Deniz John said the following “I am fed up with the education system in Turkey, and all of my romantic interests with Turkish girls have failed so much that I believe I can have a better education and a better romantic life in the United States of America, where I am originally from.”
The Invitations to the event have already been sent to the e-mails of those who are invited, with their names and special QR codes for every individual person to ensure the invitations are not copied and distributed to those who are not invited.
Currently the speakers list consists of 5 people, all friends of the roastee Deniz John, one of them being a former roommate and 2 of them being former girlfriends. At this point in time it is not sure who will be hosting the event, but it is rumored that a guest appearance will be made by a celebrity, also an ex- boyfriend who is currently deployed in Syria.
The event is planned to be an hour and a half long and the whereabouts of the after party have not been yet shared with the press.
Spot: Deniz John Sjoblom moves to America, Roast Being held.
Bilkent University Communication and Design Student Deniz John Sjoblom, after several dreadful events decided to move to the United States of America. His Roast will be held on the 10th of April 2015, in the West Wing Auditorium in Bilkent University in Ankara Turkey at 8 O’clock, where he currently lives. This is an invitation only black tie event. All of his friends, family and ex-girlfriends have been invited. The roast is being held by an anonymous benefactor.
Little known etymological fact, the word “Roast” also means to criticize or reprimand severely. The confirmed speakers so far for the event are as follows: “Mr.Oytun Ugurel, Mr. Sam Foxall, Mr.Al Kaholik” When asked, how the idea of this roast came up and whether members of press would be allowed inside the Auditorium, he replied: “John has been through a lot of things in his 22 years of living in Turkey, and we thought that roasting him will be a great way for him to remember all of the excruciatingly bad and also hilarious moments he has lived through in front of all of the people he created those memories once more. And to answer the question about the press involvement of the event, the media is not allowed within the auditorium and top-notch security has been arranged. No further comments.”
When asked why he was moving to the United States of America, Deniz John said the following “I am fed up with the education system in Turkey, and all of my romantic interests with Turkish girls have failed so much that I believe I can have a better education and a better romantic life in the United States of America, where I am originally from.”
The Invitations to the event have already been sent to the e-mails of those who are invited, with their names and special QR codes for every individual person to ensure the invitations are not copied and distributed to those who are not invited.
Currently the speakers list consists of 5 people, all friends of the roastee Deniz John, one of them being a former roommate and 2 of them being former girlfriends. At this point in time it is not sure who will be hosting the event, but it is rumored that a guest appearance will be made by a celebrity, also an ex- boyfriend who is currently deployed in Syria.
The event is planned to be an hour and a half long and the whereabouts of the after party have not been yet shared with the press.